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They say Hitler liked to fuck goats; I don't know if I can believe that.

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2010-07-23 03:36:48 by TowerOfSwine

So this bitch wants to get dirty, so im like uhhhhhhh, then she turns out to be a man, so im like UHHHHHH ya know I took off runnin, then she ran me over with her tye-dye Escalade

Recent Game Medals

lol brawl reference 5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL Medal Stats.
Legal Ending 25 Points Break out the legal way. Medal Stats.
Sneaky Ending 50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way Medal Stats.
Child Chomper 5 Points 01 - Eat kid Medal Stats.
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick) Medal Stats.
Failure to Communicate 5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends. Medal Stats.
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him Medal Stats.
Reading Rainbow 5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 5 different games.)